Yeah, I’m pretty gay 

I came for the sodomy 

Stayed for the fashion 

I want to help you 

But I can’t help anymore 

I’m nailed to this cross 

What is a dick move? 

Like into a vagina 

Now that’s a dick move

I had a dollar 

But it’s no longer with me 

It died in Iraq 

I was fighting him 

Then he fell down and passed out 

So I stopped fighting 

You’re anorexic 

You never eat anything

And it is working

My soul is broken 

My heart is dark like the void 

And other cliché’s 

Porcupines are cool 

You should never mess with them 

Shank you with their backs 

I do not like girls 

Because they all have cooties 

And Chlamydia