Grandparents hate gays 

Their parents hate black people 

So fuck Medicare 

Milk makes harder bones 

And since there is milk in boobs 

Boobs harden things too 

Calm down atheist 

I know religion is dumb 

But you’re an ass-hole

Hitler’s skewed logic 

“Those people make false pancakes 

I need to bake them

Grow a square mustache 

But only if you’re evil 

Or do old slapstick 

The next line is false 

The previous line was true 

Your mind is now blown

I scream and you scream 

And we all scream for ice cream 

Which is why we’re fat

Television laws 

Blood and gore are both okay 

Nipples are Satan 

Take more photographs 

So you can capture moments

Moments you posed for