Step one: rinse your hair 

Step two: apply the shampoo 

Step three: work it girl 

That’s a raging bull 

He’s a raging psychopath 

She’s a raging whore 

First amendment’s cool 

But I like the second one 

Right to cap your ass

People don’t get me 

When I talk, they all say this 

“No hablo Inglés” 

Hey LL Cool J 

Your Mama said, “Knock you out” 

She’s a bad parent 

I enjoy Greek myths 

Like the one of Medusa 

Nappy headed ho

I like doing stuff 

Like busting caps in whitey

Then saying sorry

Purple dinosaur

He said sharing is caring

That’s communism

Their words hurt like knives

And make sentences like words

But that’s expected

A girl wanted sex 

But I denied her request

Because I am gay

I once was in love 

She had a heavenly glow

But she had herpes 

I knew a smart man 

He talked shit, and then was killed 

How smart is he now

The weeping willow

It weeps for those who have died

Now that’s mourning wood

Hey mister Christian

Good you’re not the psycho kind

But you’re still Christian

Assholes are hated

I’m like one percent asshole

Because my anus