The weeping willow
It weeps for those who have died
Now that’s mourning wood
Hey mister Christian
Good you’re not the psycho kind
But you’re still Christian
Assholes are hated
I’m like one percent asshole
Because my anus
Who Am I?
- Nick
- East Lansing, Michigan, United States
- My name is Nick, I write haikus, and I've often received positive feedback from them. Some have referred to me as a haiku master, I'm not saying I am, but no one's saying I'm not. Having already written over one-hundred haikus. I plan on posting the ones I've already written frequently, and after I run out of those, I will post them less frequently, because I'm only one man. Also, I would like to stress that these are works of fiction, and though some of my haikus suggest that I might be something or someone, I am not a homosexual, nor do I use drugs, and I am certainly not a tree. I would also like to emphasize that while my haikus are often crude, I really don't care if you're offended. Comedy is only offensive if you don't have a heathy sense of humor.
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