I go camping some 

One time a bear attacked me 

I camp in gay bars 

I have Asperger’s 

It’s a spectrum disorder 

Autistic rainbow 

What’s a pessimist? 

It’s a literary term 

For someone who’s right

The wind talks to me 

It tells me wise, guiding words 

“Wear a coat, dumb-ass” 

It’s Saint Patrick’s Day 

We celebrate Catholics 

By getting shit-faced 

What is the answer? 

Answers are inquired statements 

So yes, that’s herpes

Monkeys chase weasels 

They chase them around bushes 

Then weasels explode 

Cheer up Catholics 

When Jesus died for your sins 

He came back later 

A spoiler alert 

Your spoiler fell off your car 

Be alert of it