I am Fox McCloud 

Oh shit! Here come asteroids 

Do a barrel roll 

Earth is a planet 

Pluto isn’t anymore 

So size does matter 

Space is depressing 

It’s infinite nothingness 

Emo universe

I drove to this place 

I used my new invention 

I call it the wheel 

Haikus are so weird 

I need an explanation 

Oh, they’re from Japan 

The earth will end soon 

Everything will be gone 

That means no more porn

What is unity? 

I know a lot about it 

I’m a Siamese twin 

I enjoy rainbows 

I also enjoy puppies 

They are delicious 

I’ve seen messed up shit 

Scenes of torture and sorrow

Grade school was fucked up