Friday, April 16, 2010

I am Fox McCloud 
Oh shit! Here come asteroids 
Do a barrel roll 

Earth is a planet 
Pluto isn’t anymore 
So size does matter 

Space is depressing 
It’s infinite nothingness 
Emo universe

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

I drove to this place 
I used my new invention 
I call it the wheel 

Haikus are so weird 
I need an explanation 
Oh, they’re from Japan 

The earth will end soon 
Everything will be gone 
That means no more porn
What is unity? 
I know a lot about it 
I’m a Siamese twin 

I enjoy rainbows 
I also enjoy puppies 
They are delicious 

I’ve seen messed up shit 
Scenes of torture and sorrow
Grade school was fucked up