“Isn’t She Lovely” 

A song by Stevie Wonder

But how would he know

I had a small rock 

I threw it at some matter 

Now I have less rock

I had a job once 

I exposed myself at work 

I was a porn star

Where am I going? 

What is my destination? 

I hope its Florida 

Computers are smart 

But I have more emotions 

Suck it computers 

I played Zelda once 

I rescued the hot princess

There was still no sex

I’m everywhere 

I’m also nowhere at all 

Just kidding, I’m here 

I met communists 

They wanted to share my cake 

I was like “Fuck you” 

I cannot read words 

We learned to read in first grade 

I was sick that day

Most girls don’t like me 

It’s not because I’m ugly 

It’s because I’m dead

The dinosaurs died 

But I don’t think they were nice 

So it’s a good thing 

What is in a name? 

Roses smell sweet or something

And my name is Nick