I worry sometimes 

I hope my legs don’t fall off 

My speed would suffer 

No need to be sad 

Just put on a happy face 

Preferably yours 

I love to frolic 

I use my legs to frolic 

And sometimes my dick

The Nazis were wrong 

They said, “We’re the master race” 

But I think elves are 

This party was bad 

Only one party was worse 

The Nazi party 

I like bubble baths 

But only on occasions 

Just like crystal meth

War is bad sometimes 

But sometimes it kills Hitler 

And that was awesome 

I’m not Superman 

I’m Radioactive Man 

I cause brain cancer 

I drew a love heart 

But it had no ventricles

So it didn’t work