I had extra poop 

I added holy water 

Now it’s holy shit

One-hundredth haiku

How did I accomplish this? 

I must have no life 

One hundred and one 

Why is it significant? 

Stupid Dalmatians

I invaded Spain 

But I could not take the throne 

The king called seat check 

What’s forbidden fruit? 

Please don’t forbid fruit from me 

I might get scurvy

Stupid turtle dove 

You have no protective shell 

Your name is a lie

The tables are turned 

That is how I will win this 

Table rotation 

I’m king of this land 

I’m master of my domain 

And sometimes my range 

Head in the gutter 

How can that be sexual? 

Who has gutter sex?