Shit is going down
It’s going down the toilet
Now put the seat down
I enjoy big butts
Big butts beget dookie though
And dookie smells bad
When’s that man’s birthday
Oh wait, I don’t need to know
Because it’s a chair
Who Am I?
- Nick
- East Lansing, Michigan, United States
- My name is Nick, I write haikus, and I've often received positive feedback from them. Some have referred to me as a haiku master, I'm not saying I am, but no one's saying I'm not. Having already written over one-hundred haikus. I plan on posting the ones I've already written frequently, and after I run out of those, I will post them less frequently, because I'm only one man. Also, I would like to stress that these are works of fiction, and though some of my haikus suggest that I might be something or someone, I am not a homosexual, nor do I use drugs, and I am certainly not a tree. I would also like to emphasize that while my haikus are often crude, I really don't care if you're offended. Comedy is only offensive if you don't have a heathy sense of humor.