Poems with orange 

They can only be haikus 

Orange has no rhymes 

Though most say goodbye 

The Beatles never say that 

They won’t let you leave 

Jesus Christ and I 

We have similarities 

I can’t name any

Piercings are scary 

Vagina piercings are gross 

Won’t eat that. Check please!!! 

Most don’t like Nazis 

Because of their agenda 

Grow square mustaches 

Quitters never win 

Also, winners never quit 

Keep doing cocaine

Words can be hurtful 

Especially when sharpened 

Then stabbed into me 

Eunuchs have no balls 

But unicorns are magic 

And I am neither 

I want to cure AIDS 

But I am not smart enough 

Sorry AIDS people