I adore candy
Eating it makes me happy
And crack makes me sneeze
I never met dad
But it doesn’t bother me
Because I’m Jesus
I was alive once
A series of things happened
Now, somehow, I’m dead
Who Am I?
- Nick
- East Lansing, Michigan, United States
- My name is Nick, I write haikus, and I've often received positive feedback from them. Some have referred to me as a haiku master, I'm not saying I am, but no one's saying I'm not. Having already written over one-hundred haikus. I plan on posting the ones I've already written frequently, and after I run out of those, I will post them less frequently, because I'm only one man. Also, I would like to stress that these are works of fiction, and though some of my haikus suggest that I might be something or someone, I am not a homosexual, nor do I use drugs, and I am certainly not a tree. I would also like to emphasize that while my haikus are often crude, I really don't care if you're offended. Comedy is only offensive if you don't have a heathy sense of humor.
lolloolololololololololooolololololololool Nick Mackley, you are hilarious. -Bruce Turnbull
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it Bruce, and yes, I am totally fucking hilarious, but you know that.
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