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These are my haikus. They're better than your haikus. It's harsh but it's true.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

I wanted to write

So then I wrote this poem

Then I was content

Star spangled banner

I kept my hat on my head

So I burned in hell

I am not a girl

I am not a boy either

I am a large tree

Posted by Nick at 3:15 PM

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Nick: East Lansing, Michigan, United States; My name is Nick, I write haikus, and I've often received positive feedback from them. Some have referred to me as a haiku master, I'm not saying I am, but no one's saying I'm not. Having already written over one-hundred haikus. I plan on posting the ones I've already written frequently, and after I run out of those, I will post them less frequently, because I'm only one man. Also, I would like to stress that these are works of fiction, and though some of my haikus suggest that I might be something or someone, I am not a homosexual, nor do I use drugs, and I am certainly not a tree. I would also like to emphasize that while my haikus are often crude, I really don't care if you're offended. Comedy is only offensive if you don't have a heathy sense of humor.

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